The one redeeming feature of my girlfriend's car

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
04/28/2014 at 15:59 • Filed to: None

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BENCH SEAT

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(Not actually her car)


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:01

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Taurus.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > CalzoneGolem
04/28/2014 at 16:01

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Sadly, yes.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:01

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Well, at least it is not a Sebring.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:02

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Awwwweee Yes. bench seat. Those seats must be damn cushy also.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
04/28/2014 at 16:02

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*TWO redeeming features


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
04/28/2014 at 16:03

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I dunno yet, they're going to pick it up as we speak. I'll be able to report in about an hour.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:04

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And parts are plentiful when it inevitably dies due to neglect.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:04

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I DD a Taurus. It's comfy as shit and can carry 6 people if needed. That 3.0 is a sweet powerplant.


Kinja'd!!! area man > jkm7680
04/28/2014 at 16:05

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You know, not as much as you think! Not like a '90s Buick. Pretty rigid foam.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
04/28/2014 at 16:06

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I'm personally making sure that won't happen.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:06

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How many miles?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > area man
04/28/2014 at 16:07

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Yup, Drove my Grandma's 97 Grand Marquis. Good God those seats were comfy .


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:07

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And it's column shift, too!


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:07

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How many miles are on it?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > CalzoneGolem
04/28/2014 at 16:08

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As long as it's hoonable, I'm okay with it.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > CRider
04/28/2014 at 16:09

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She hates that about it!

"It's an ugly little lever that sticks out of the steering thing. I want a floor shifter"


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:09

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With practice you can do handbrake turns with that e-brake pedal. Everything is hoonable to a hoon.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:11

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If she wants a floor shifter she can get a damn manual. Column shifters ftw!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
04/28/2014 at 16:13

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I'm not sure, but I guarantee it's over 100k.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
04/28/2014 at 16:15

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Just asked; 140,000


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:20

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Didn't you say her father thinks V6 engines are only good for 120,000?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
04/28/2014 at 16:22

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He did...He makes no sense whatsoever. He drove an Accord with 220k on it, so he doesn't know what he thinks.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:23

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I think he needs to be on meds. lol


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:25

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Haha around 2008 my Grandmother was thinking of changing her car and my defund grandfathers car as well, they were 2 panthers. One was a 3rd generation white Ford Grand Marquis and the other a 2nd generation Grey exterior blue interior Mercury Grand Marquis. Both of them had benches and my god were they comfortable. My dad used the white one whilst my grandmother drove her new Fivehundred, and he just adored the seats and almost considered taking them off to use them as couches at his office. I even got to drive it once!


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:26

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At least one Jalop would appreciate bench seats:

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
04/28/2014 at 16:28

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I have an aunt that has a Grand Marquis and it has to be one of the most comfortable cars to ride it. Leather benches and digital gauges. I'd kill for a panther.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > yamahog
04/28/2014 at 16:29

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I think "Will it Roadhead" needs to be a normal thing.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:32

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My father literally sat like this when he drove

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Kinja'd!!! D > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:34

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Where there's a bench seat, there's a column shifter.

Where there's a bench seat and a column shifter, there's two redeeming features.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 16:37

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There are times when I miss my old Taurus.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/28/2014 at 17:09

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How many miles is on it?


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > D
04/28/2014 at 17:11

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex B
04/28/2014 at 18:09

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140k


Kinja'd!!! brakesnow > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2014 at 15:17

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+1 for bench seats. Everything about that car was like driving a couch, so they might as well put one in the car anyways.